Recent crackdowns on the mega-scale spammers cut spam intercepted by filters at a site like this one from several thousand per day to a few hundred, or even less. Until recently, most of that spam came from pornography sites. That meant that, with a few keyword searches of the mountains of spam, a weblog owner could separate out most of the bad stuff, and rescue the few legitimate messages that somehow ran afoul of the filters.
But, spam evolves. In the past month Millard Fillmore’s Bathtub fell victim to one or several bot programs that insert non-pornographic comments into messages from hijacked or legitimate, but commercial, e-mail messages. Our spam totals have crept upwards once again. We get a thousand spam messages one more than one day a week now. Because I hate to lose any legitimate comments, I try to sift through that stuff to find errors. It’s frustrating.
Today some poor bastard spammer’s machine broke down, and I got a comment in the spam filters that features many of the lines used by the bots — and you can see why spam filters might have difficulty with them. Below is the bulk of that comment, featuring dozens of spam lines. Instead of just one line that my spam filter would probably catch, I got — how many? — more than I bothered to count. It all came in one comment.
One might be struck by the inanity of the work displayed here. Some person, a thinking, breathing human being who probably hopes his or her children won’t hate him or her, bothered to write up all these bland, colorless lines, in hopes they would evade spam filters. What a waste of human effort. Oh, the humanity — or lack of it!
Can someone automate the process of purging these things from comments altogether? I can only hope. Here are the lines, for the record, more than 4,000 words intended solely to clog up the tubes of the internet and frustrate blog owners and blog readers.
The library of non-pornography spam
Submitted on 2011/11/17 at 10:31 am
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