At least I hope this quiz creator wasn’t serious.
Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 100%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, “blame America first”-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such clearly desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day…. in Guantanamo!
Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
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You, too, can score with the terrorists on this quiz if you pick the rational answer, or if you pick the answer most like any patriotic, Bill-of-Rights-loving citizen. If you follow the Scout Oath and Scout Law, you have a better chance of siding with the terrorists, too.
I scored 100% with the terrorists. Recall, I was Orrin Hatch’s press guy, and a Reagan administration appointee (Schedule C, but still . . .); I’m a flag-waving former Boy Scout and current Boy Scout leader. I scored with P. Z. Myers, John Wilkins (98% only? This guy is close to being a Brown Shirt!), John Lynch (94%! Oh, but he’s in Arizona, and probably trying to fit in), and Mike the Mad Biologist (note the copy of Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” War Bond painting there — and remember that Norman Rockwell was the art director for the Boy Scouts for some time, and their favorite artist for decades, featured at the National Scouting Museum in Irving, Texas).
Does this really pass as political discussion these days? Most people tire of such histrionics in political discussion, I believe. To the extent that this quiz reflects genuine views of current supporters of the current administration, it shows how and why the Democrats won so many seats in the recent election.
Oh, and it should be “hanged for treason.” But what’s grammar to a silly, raving ideologue?
Millard Fillmore's Bathtub 
And, as I keep getting reminded, the weather at Gitmo is usually so nice!
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C’mon Ed, the thing is a beautiful satire, and nothing more. And congrats, you topped me. I only got 96%. (Of course, if I’m wrong, hope we share a cell when we get to Gitmo. At least it will mean I’ll have interesting conversation between trips to the waterboard.)
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I think this shows just how messed up things are. No one would confuse me with a ” Orrin Hatch’s press guy, and a Reagan administration appointee.”…
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Oh, it’s definitely The Intentional Funny. Note the related quiz – Do You Drink Republican Kool-Aid?
Got 96% myself – musta been the question about voting for Kerry.
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