Good donkey quote of the day candidate:
Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves
hobbitsorcs.
Attributed to John Rogers, whoever that is. (Got a better source? Let us know in comments.)
Tip of the old scrub brush to Kent commenting at PennLive.com.
Lord of the Rings trilogy, by J. R. R. Tolkien
Posted by Ed Darrell 
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