What would the police make of such a threat?
Bug Girl lifts the tent flap to show us just a little of what it’s like to be a teacher of evolution, including mysterious threats made on notes left under windshield wipers.
At least, I think it’s a threat. (“If you teach evolution, I’ll make you giggle till you choke!”)
I figure that note came from the sort of person who would pray for this to happen to a good professor of biology.
(Do you think the note writer was trying to say something about the sheets upon which Bug Girl’s parents frolicked?)
Posted by Ed Darrell 
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